After what was the longest January in the history of Januarys we are now into Feb. Which means Where You Left Me, Vol 1 drops in exactly one week!
I’ve also partnered with BookFunnel for a few promos this month to get the word out about my release, and one of the promos included a chance to win a 250 dollar GC to the Zon! How cool is that! While you’re there you can see a list of new releases for February! Check it out here.
Another cool thing is that if you’re a subscriber to my newsletter you were just sent the first chapter of the book (and subscribers will get some more bonus content this month too, so if you’re not on the list, now is a great time to subscribe!)
For those of you who haven’t subscribed, I’ll offer you just the first few opening paragraphs. (Dani Bannister (c) 2022.)
So, this is it. This is the place where you left me. Not very original, I have to say. I would have thought you’d come up with something less cliché than leaving me at the altar, but now that I’ve had a minute to think about it, everything about you was predictable. Ordinary. Nothing earth-shattering. Not even the sex. Yeah, that was all fake by the way.
Believe it or not, you leaving me standing here all alone is not the worst part about this messed-up day. It’s what you’re making me do now that’s pissing me off. Because of your spineless ass, I need to go out to that waiting crowd and face my parents. Hell, I have to face your parents and all your dipshit friends you made me invite. This should not be my job. You’re the one who couldn’t keep your hands to yourself. Because, of course, you were banging one of my bridesmaids. You couldn’t be more of a tool if you tried.
Then again, what does that make me in this story? No. I will not be the loser in this scenario. Screw that. Screw you. You saved me a lifetime of regret and bad dick. So, you know what? Thank you. Thank you for taking years of misery off my shoulders.
If this premise excites you, you can pre-order now, or snag a copy next Tuesday 2-8-22.
Have I said Eep and Ahh, yet? Cause it’s exactly the feeling I’m going through this week. Excited with a side of terror. Oh, the mind of a writer! Until next time…